Jeremy Vanilla: Chapter 22

July 13, 2017 by orangeplumbob 3 Comments

I don’t even know what happened after the wedding. The reception’s such a blur to me. I remember there was beer.

And cake! And I think…did I flirt with my new mother-in-law? Nah. No. Did I? Oh Gods, what if I did?

I absolutely remember the beer though. Lots and lots of beer. The Fyres went all out and had an open bar. And the ale was to die for.

Oh, and I think there was wine too. Or was that vodka? I don’t remember. Ha! I just know that my wedding reception’s a blur. A real blur.

Did I even have sex last night? I’m going to have to ask Siobhan about that. Only after I cure this hang-over. Ow.

“Siobhan, where’s that Simyonol?”