I woke this morning to a very interesting thing… That weird berry seed thing with horns I caught in the stream not too long ago, yeah… well, it sprouted like a freaking bean stalk, only this thing has a head.
A FREAKING HEAD!
Oh my gosh, it moved! It…barked. Barked? What the hell is this thing! This is the coolest animal plant thing I have ever seen.
“I shall call you Moo Sprout. Yeah, you like me petting you huh.” This is the coolest thing. I just want to hug it and be friends with it. “OH CAKE!” Yes, this thing is my new spiritual ani–
Note to self: do NOT touch the cake. Like Admiral Ackbar says, “It’s a trap!” I’m covered in… I don’t even want to know what this green slime really is. Ewwwwwww. I need a shower, and I just used up the last hot water in my tiny water tank. This sucks.
Okay, this plant has udders. IT HAS UDDERS! And milk! I have a cow plant! I have milk! Okay, minus the whole going to be eaten thing, I am in in love.
“You have a cow plant?” the voice of an angel said behind me. Dammit, I thought I was clever with the name.
“Yeah…it’s pretty cool, right?”
“Do you know how rare they are? This is amazing, Jeremy!”
“Yup!” I said with a grin and turned. She called me by my name! Siobhan said my name! Okay, be coool, Jeremy. She went to pet Moo Sprout. “Just, uh, don’t touch the cake.”
I snickered. “You’ll see.”